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(C) Ian Hubert<\/p>\n

La temprana luz de la ma\u00f1ana era desconcertantemente azul. Este no era un tiempo para humanos.
\nMike prendi\u00f3 la luz de la cocina, s\u00f3lo para reafirmar la absurda impotencia del triste cielo de la ma\u00f1ana.
\nFrotar los pies.
\nManija del refrigerador.
\nLeche.
\nFrotar.
\nSe recarg\u00f3 sobre el mostrador, comiendo un poco de cereal. O potaje. O avena o algo. Lo que sea. Ahora no se morir\u00eda.
\nEl auto estaba fr\u00edo; las calles estaban abiertas. El alumbrado p\u00fablico estaba inconsistentemente alumbrado. Mike presion\u00f3 \u2018siguiente\u2019 en aleatorio una docena de veces antes de percatarse que lo que buscaba era silencio.
\nNo pod\u00eda recordar en lo que hab\u00eda estado pensando.
\nCada que escuchaba un audiolibro, Mike imaginaba al lector sentado en un banco bajo una luz estelar en medio de un estudio enorme pintado de negro, sosteniendo una copia desgastada del libro y rodeado por micr\u00f3fonos. De hecho, as\u00ed es como se imaginaba toda la m\u00fasica que escuchaba; cada m\u00fasico bajo esta \u00fanica solitaria luz, nada antes o despu\u00e9s o afuera. Excepto los Beach Boys.
\nNo ten\u00eda idea de d\u00f3nde se presentaban los Beach Boys, pero de seguro no era bajo esa luz. La playa?
\nEn eso hab\u00eda estado pensando.
\nLuz roja.
\nLuz roja.
\nLuz amari-roja.
\nLuz verde.
\nBatman.
\nEl hombre vestido como Batman corri\u00f3 frente al auto que aceleraba de Mike y le hizo se\u00f1as para que se detuviera. Mike lo hizo. El hombre le hizo se\u00f1ales para que bajara su ventana. Mike no lo hizo.
\n\u201cNecesito un avent\u00f3n!\u201d grit\u00f3 el hombre vestido como Batman.
\n\u201cLo lamento, necesito irme,\u201d contest\u00f3 Mike pobremente. Muy pobremente.
\n\u201cSabe usted qui\u00e9n soy?\u201d grit\u00f3 el hombre vestido como Batman.
\n\u201cUn hombre vestido como Batman?\u201d
\n\u201cSoy el Batman real, y necesito su ayuda para salvar a la ciudad.\u201d
\nCuando Mike era un ni\u00f1o hab\u00eda brincado desde el trampol\u00edn m\u00e1s alto para impresionar a sus amigos. El truco, hab\u00eda descubierto, era nunca darse la oportunidad de reconsiderar. Trepa la escalera, camina hasta la orilla, y cae al agua- ni siquiera pienses en saltar. El momento en el que pensaste en saltar, tuviste una opci\u00f3n. Pudiste reconsiderar. Re-evaluar esos pros y contras.
\nSu mano ya estaba en le manija de la puerta del lado del pasajero antes de que Mike comenzara a escuchar sus propias dudas. Estaba demente este sujeto? Probablemente, pero estaba vestido como un vigilante, as\u00ed que probablemente era el buen tipo de demente. Adem\u00e1s, le dar\u00eda algo para contarle a los chicos durante la hora de la comida. Tendr\u00eda que tomar una foto con su celular.
\n\u00c9l abri\u00f3 la puerta, y Batman entr\u00f3. Mike se quit\u00f3 de la intersecci\u00f3n.
\n\u201cDeber\u00edas ponerte tu cintur\u00f3n,\u201d dijo Mike.
\n\u201cRequiero estar listo para saltar y andar. Es una precauci\u00f3n,\u201d dijo Batman.
\n\u201cS\u00ed, excepto que creo que me multar\u00edan si nos paran. Abr\u00f3chate o b\u00e1jate.\u201d
\n\u201cBien.\u201d dijo Batman. Se puso su cintur\u00f3n.
\nCondujeron bajo m\u00e1s alumbrado p\u00fablico, cableado, y el cielo que se iluminaba.
\n\u201cEntonces,\u201d dijo Mike, \u201cPor qu\u00e9 eres Batman?\u201d
\n\u201cPor qu\u00e9 pregunta preguntas rid\u00edculas? Soy Batman porque soy un s\u00edmbolo de justicia. El Ping\u00fcino liberar\u00e1 una parvada de ping\u00fcinos rob\u00f3ticos desde el sistema subterr\u00e1neo de transporte, y debo advertir al alcalde.\u201d
\n\u201centonces eres uno de los \u2018ayudantes\u2019 de Batman?\u201d
\n\u201cNo. A qu\u00e9 se refiere?\u201d
\n\u201cNo estamos en G\u00f3tica. No creo que G\u00f3tica en verdad exista, o s\u00ed?\u201d
\n\u201cSupongo que eso explica porque no estoy ah\u00ed.\u201d
\n\u201cSupongo.\u201d
\nBatman observaba por las ventanas. Abri\u00f3 deslizando la cubierta del quema cocos
\n\u201cDebo ser precavido con ataques desde arriba. Mis enemigos piensan tri-dimensionalmente.\u201d
\n\u201cClaro,\u201d contest\u00f3 Mike, \u201cAs\u00ed que tienes de esos, qu\u00e9 son, batarangs? No eso es tonto. C\u00f3mo se llaman?\u201d
\n\u201cS\u00ed. Batarangs,\u201d dijo Batman sin alterarse, \u201cY s\u00ed tengo.\u201d
\nBatman sac\u00f3 unos batarangs de su cintur\u00f3n de utilidades. Mike asinti\u00f3.
\nLuz roja.
\n\u201cS\u00f3lo p\u00e1sela,\u201d dijo Batman, \u201cVamos con prisa.\u201d
\nMike se detuvo.
\n\u201cMe est\u00e1 matando. Tiene alguna idea de cu\u00e1n urgente esto es?\u201d dijo Batman.
\n\u201cSabes, para ser un seguidor de la justicia, est\u00e1s intentando bastante romper la ley.\u201d
\nBatman guard\u00f3 silencio. Luego habl\u00f3.
\n\u201cAs\u00ed que qu\u00e9 hace? Cu\u00e1l es su nombre?\u201d
\n\u201cSoy Mike. Soy un repartidor de donas.\u201d
\n\u201cYa veo. Sabe, son personas como usted que hacen que la sociedad corra.\u201d
\n\u201cEso es sarcasmo?\u201d
\n\u201cNo.\u201d
\n\u201cS\u00f3lo es repartir donas.\u201d
\n\u201cYo creo que es hermoso,\u201d dijo Batman.
\nMike frunci\u00f3 el ce\u00f1o para que Batman no pudiera ver. Se sentaron en silencio por un rato.
\n\u201cAqu\u00ed es,\u201d dijo Batman. Estaban en la alcald\u00eda.
\nMike avanz\u00f3 hasta la banqueta y Batman estaba inmediatamente afuera del auto. R\u00e1pidamente se asom\u00f3 de vuelta al carro y sacudi\u00f3 la Mano de Mike.
\n\u201cGracias, Mike.\u201d
\n\u201cMike Dobbins.\u201d
\n\u201cGracias, Mike Dobbins. Le ha hecho a su sociedad un gran favor.\u201d
\n\u201cS\u00ed.\u201d
\nBatman se volte\u00f3 para irse, y Mike le grit\u00f3.
\n\u201cHey, si alguna vez est\u00e1s de paso, b\u00fascame.\u201d
\nBatman no lo escuch\u00f3. \u00c9l estaba corriendo por los escalones de la alcald\u00eda, donde varios polic\u00edas esperaban con el alcalde para acompa\u00f1ar a Batman adentro.
\nLas puertas ya hab\u00edan estado cerradas por unos segundos cuando Mike grit\u00f3, \u201cPor qu\u00e9 no usaste el Bati-Movil?\u201d
\nLuz verde.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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